Wheatley/Quotes

This is an incomplete list of Wheatley's quotes."Okay, what your doing there is jumping. Uh, you just--you just jumped. But never mind say 'stub'. 'stuh-ub'"This article is a stub please add to this article so we can grow this small wiki.

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call
"'' AH! Go--God. You look t--Uh, um, good. Looking good, actually.'""-Upon entering the Extended Relaxation Vault and seeing Chell""'Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. [inhales] Now you've been under, tsk, for quite a lot longer and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.'""-Explaining to Chell her accidental long time in the Vault""'Okay, what're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just--you just jumped. But never mind, say 'apple'. Aah-ple'.""-Trying to see if Chell can understand her condition""'Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes! Not bullet holes, but-- Don't worry, you'll figure out! Seriously do hold on this time.'""-Reminding Chell to go and find the portal gun""'I'll wait--I'll wait one hour. Then I'll come back... and assuming I can locate your dead body, I'll bury you. Alright? Brilliant. Go team! See you in hour, hopefully, if you're not... dead.'""-To Chell after falling down from a collapsed podium in Test Chamber 2"

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